Guwahati

So we're leaving for Guwahati in about 9 hours. So wish us luck. And if we get abducted by them naxals, please pay for the ransom cause our parents sure as shit wont. If you pay our ransom, maybe we can get together for a drink or coffee. Maybe that one meeting gives way to a couple more. Maybe we have obligatory issues and feel that the only way to repay you is by having sex with you. Dirty, dirty sex. Think gerbils, clowns and paint thinner. We're pretty classy that way.